Me: Knock Knock
Zsolt: Knock Knock?
Me: No, you are supposed to say who’s there? It’s a knock knock joke. Don’t you know about those?
Zsolt: [silence]
Me: It’s a type of joke. You know, ‘Knock Knock?’”
Zsolt: I don’t get it.
Me: Just say ‘who is there?’ Okay? Knock Knock.
Zsolt: Who is there?
Me: Banana.
Zsolt: [gives a look]
Me: So now you say, Banana Who? And then I hit you with the punch line.
Zsolt: Banana who?
Me: Knock Knock?
Zsolt: Who is there?
Me: Banana.
Zsolt: Banana who?
Me: Knock Knock.
Zsolt: Who is there?
Me: Orange.
Zsolt: Orange who . . .
Me: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?
Zsolt: That’s stupid.
Me: I know.
Bumpyboobs ~CatherineBrunelleWrites 
I love it! Poor Zsolt.
My husband does ring ring jokes with me. “Ring ring … it’s for you.” “Hello.” “It’s the gym equipment … I’m lonely … when are you coming to play with me?” Yup, point well received. 🙂
Still one of my all time favorite knock knock jokes though…
Yeah, it’s the only one I know. Reminds me of summerbreak and popsicles for some reason.
“Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Banana.” “Banana who?” “Banana split.” “Where’s the orange?” “What orange???”
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That is so precious! Thanks for sharing. I kept a journal of my kids’ cute sayings when they were small. It’s fun to look through and reminisce. xox
That’s a brilliant idea. It’s good to capture these things.