Zsolt’s First Knock Knock Joke

Me: Knock Knock

Zsolt: Knock Knock?

Me: No, you are supposed to say who’s there? It’s a knock knock joke. Don’t you know about those?

Zsolt: [silence]

Me: It’s a type of joke. You know, ‘Knock Knock?’”

Zsolt: I don’t get it.

Me: Just say ‘who is there?’ Okay? Knock Knock.

Zsolt: Who is there?

Me: Banana.

Zsolt: [gives a look]

Me: So now you say, Banana Who? And then I hit you with the punch line.

Zsolt: Banana who?

Me: Knock Knock?

Zsolt: Who is there?

Me: Banana.

Zsolt: Banana who?

Me: Knock Knock.

Zsolt: Who is there?

Me: Orange.

Zsolt: Orange who . . .

Me: Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

Zsolt: That’s stupid.

Me: I know.

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7 thoughts on “Zsolt’s First Knock Knock Joke

  1. I love it! Poor Zsolt.

    My husband does ring ring jokes with me. “Ring ring … it’s for you.” “Hello.” “It’s the gym equipment … I’m lonely … when are you coming to play with me?” Yup, point well received. 🙂

  2. “Knock knock” “Who’s there?” “Banana.” “Banana who?” “Banana split.” “Where’s the orange?” “What orange???”

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  4. That is so precious! Thanks for sharing. I kept a journal of my kids’ cute sayings when they were small. It’s fun to look through and reminisce. xox

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